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There were 2 boys playing one day when they got bored. Little Johnny turned to little Billy and said, "I'm bored: let's go to the corner store and steal some candy."

Little Billy says: "Oh no! I can't do that! God is watching me!"

Little Johnny replies: "You mean to tell me that you believe there is a God up there watching everything you do, so that one day he can punish you?"

Little Billy says: "No, I am telling you that I believe there is a God up there that loves me s-o-o-o much, He can't take his eyes off me!"

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