Where do you take a sick puppy? To the dogtor.
Where do dogs like to go river-rafting? In Collie-rado.
What happened to the dog that ate an onion? His bark was much worse than his bite!
What do you call a poodle in a sauna? A hot dog!
How does a dog turn off the VCR? He presses the paws button!
What kind of trees do puppies like best? Dogwood. They like its bark.