Where do you take a sick puppy? To the dogtor. Where do dogs like to go river-rafting? In Collie-rado. What happened to the dog that ate an onion? His bark was much worse than his bite! What do you call a poodle in a sauna? A hot dog! How does a dog turn off the VCR? He presses the paws button! What kind of trees do puppies like best? Dogwood. They like its bark. |