His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans and no shoes.
This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant.
Kinda esoteric and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college.
Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They
want to develop a ministry to the students, but are not sure how to go about it.
One day Bill decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his T-shirt, and
wild hair. The service has already started and so Bill starts down the aisle looking for
a seat. The church is completely packed and he can't find a seat.
By now people are looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one says anything.
Bill gets closer and closer and closer to the pulpit and when he realized there are no
seats, he just squats right down, right on the carpet.
(Although perfectly acceptable behavior at a college fellowship, trust me, this had
never happened in this church before!)
By now the people are really uptight, and the tension in the air is thick.
About this time, the minister realizes that from way at the back of the church, a deacon
is slowly making his way toward Bill. Now the deacon is in his eighties, has sliver-gray
hair, a three-piece suit, and a pocket watch. A godly man, very elegant, very dignified,
very courtly.
He walks with a cane and as he starts walking toward this boy, everyone is saying to
themselves, "You can't blame him for what he's going to do. How can you expect a man
of his age and his background to understand some college kid on the floor?"
It takes a long time for the old man to reach the boy. The church is utterly silent
except for the clicking of the man's cane. All eyes are focused on him. You can't even
hear anyone breathing.
The people are thinking, "the minister can't even preach the sermon until the deacon does
what he has to do."
And now they see this elderly man drop his cane on the floor. With great difficulty he
lowers himself and sits down next to Bill and worships with him so he won't be alone.
Everyone chokes up with emotion.
When the minister gains control he says, "What I'm about to preach, you will never remember.
What you have just seen, you will never forget."
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