Imagine this happening to you . . .
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black
and carrying sub-machine guns.
One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ
remain where you are."
Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the
congregation fled.
Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and
said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin
your service. Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out.
Now - what would YOU do?
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