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DO YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR OFFICE?
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10 Ways To Tell If a Redneck Is Working
At a Computer in Your Office
Author Unknown
- 10. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
- 9. The keyboard is camouflage patterned.
- 8. There is a Dr. Pepper can in the CD-ROM drive.
- 7. The password is "bubba."
- 6. The six front keys have rotted out.
- 5. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
- 4. Outgoing faxes have cold drink stains on them.
- 3. John Deere Pocket Protectors.
- 2. The menus all have Dr. Pepper, and Royal Crown Cola options.
- 1. And the #1 way to tell if a Redneck works in your office:
The monitor is up on blocks.
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