"What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?"

"Time to fix the fence."

"What do you call an elephant on the run?"

"An earthquake."

"Why was the vacationing elephant so glum?"

"Because the airline lost his trunk."

"How does an elephant climb a tree?"

"It sits on an acorn and waits."

"Why do elephants have trunks?"

"Because they don't have glove compartments."

"What do you give a seasick elephant?"

"Lots of space."

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