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One Liners About Cows (Author Unknown) |
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What do you call a cow that has just given birth?"
"Decalfinated."
"What do you call a calf after it is one year old?"
"Two years old."
"What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?"
"Laughing stock."
"What do you call a sleeping bull?"
"A bulldozer."
"Why do cows wear bells?"
"Because their horns don't work."
"What is a cow's favorite form of entertainment?"
"The moo-vies." |