(Prof:) I'm handing out the test. Make me proud!!

(Students) Make it easy!!

(Prof:) I received twenty quizzes back from the students. The bad news is that I got twenty different answers. The good news is that I'm reasonably certain that no one cheated.

I know that lady who writes books on reincarnation. I've known her since she was a cocker spaniel.

Did Noah's wife ever tire of hearing Noah say, "Into each life some rain must fall?"

There are three times in life when you need to be in church: when you're hatched, matched, and dispatched.

I think that either I'm doing a bang up job or I'm on my way out. How come? My reserved parking space has been marked "Employee of the Month".

The worldview. Isn't the Great Commission what the real estate agent gets when he sells your house?

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