One day a guy was driving with his four-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, Daddy."

He replied, "How did you know?"

The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"

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