Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Lynn explained: "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Judy got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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