A man stopped by the local church to talk to the Pastor. He told the Pastor "I stole a turkey this morning on my way home from work".

The Pastor told him "That was a terrible thing to do".

The man replied "Yes, I know that now, do you want it?"

The Pastor replied "No, take it back and give it to the man that you stole it from."

The man replied "I tried to give it back but he refused it".

The Pastor told him "In that case you keep the turkey". The man thanked the Pastor and went on his way.

When the Pastor arrived home later that day he discovered that his turkey had been stolen!

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