Two nuns were travelling through Europe in their car. They got to Transylvania and were stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of their car and scratches the windshield!

"Quick, quick!" shouts the first nun, "What shall I do?"

"Turn on the winshield wipers, that will get rid of this abomination," shouts the second.

The nun switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses at them loudly!

"What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun.

"Switch on the windshield washer, I filled it with Holy Water when we stopped in the Vatican!" says the second.

Dracula steams as the water burns his skin, but somehow manages to hang on. He hisses at the nuns even louder now!

"Now what?" screams the first nun.

"Show him your cross!" replies the second.

So the first nun rolls down the window and shouts: "GET OFF MY HOOD YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!"

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