Three pastor friends were having lunch in a diner, discussing various problems of their Churches.

One said "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything -- noise, spray, cats -- nothing seems to scare them away."

Another said "Me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."

The third pastor said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church. And I haven't seen one back since!"

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