"Little Philip was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in infant school.

His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother commented:

'Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?'

'Yes, 'replied Philip, 'God did it and he did it left handed.'

This confused his grandmother so she asked him, 'What makes you say God did this with his left hand?'

'Well, 'said Philip, 'we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand.' "

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