A mother called her son on Sunday morning to make sure he got out of bed and was ready for Church.

"I'm not going," he replied.

"Yes you are going, so get out of that bed!" his mother demanded.

"Give me ONE good reason why I should go," said her son.

"I'll give you THREE good reasons ... One, I'm your mother, and I say you're going. Two, you're 40 years old, so you're old enough to know better ... and three, you're the Pastor, so you need to be there."

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