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Things That Make You Go "hmmm...."
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    * A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
    * If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
    * Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    * If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
    * How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
    * I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. This is cute. I think I'll make it the end quote on my e-mail. HAHA!
    * If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?
    * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
    * I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
    * What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
    * What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
    * If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
    * Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
    * Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
    * If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
    * Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
    * Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
    * Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?
    * How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
    * Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
    * Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
    * Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?