W-O-R-D-P-L-A-Y * A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station... * If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? * Does fuzzy logic tickle? * If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? * How come you never hear about gruntled employees? * I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. This is cute. I think I'll make it the end quote on my e-mail. HAHA! * If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of? * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?" * I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. * What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? * What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? * If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? * Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? * Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? * If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? * Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? * Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? * Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor? * How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? * Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? * Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? * Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? * Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Go to Church Humor Index Go To General Humor Index Go To Computer Humor Index Go To Southern, Texas, Yankee Joke Index Go To Illustrations Index 1