Leaving Montreal, I decided to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.

I go into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the other stall............

Hi there, how is it going?

Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, so finally I say: Not bad............

Then the voice says: So, what are you doing?

I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: Well, I'm going back east...............

Then I hear the person, all flustered, say: Look, I'll call you back -- every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!!!

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