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"Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?!"
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual
leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence...
. . . With a Little Help from Our Friends!
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a
gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear
gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside
them, shouting to please come out and give himself up...
. . . And What Was Plan B?
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive
to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw
money from his own bank accounts...
. . . And These Nitwits Are Teaching Our Children?!!
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his
elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told
a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."
And a student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a
classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's
"zero-tolerance" policy . . . This is not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence"
policy which appears to exist at the school! |