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A List of Provocative
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SERMON TITLE CHUCKLES
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- A Fat Servant is Better than a Skinny Corpse (Luke 15:17)
- A Few Good Men: Gideon's Army (J.F. Higgins)
- A Good God On A Bad Day
- A Lot to Learn from Lot (Genesis 14)
- A Major Message From A Minor Prophet (Zephaniah 3:14-20)
- A Nude Dude in a Rude Mood: A sermon on the Gadarene Demoniac
- A Serious birth Defect (Psalm 51) (PLG)
- A sermon on the Prodigal: Giving the Pigs a Permanent Wave (Paul Frerking, Meridian, Tx)
- All stressed up and nowhere to go
- American Culture-Polytheisism at its Best (A.S.)
- An address to Submarine Christians--those who surface Christmas and Easter!
- An Attitude of Gratitude (Luke 17:11-19) (J. Bryant)
- Antidote for Anxiety (Philippians 4:6-8)
- Are You a Low-Sodium Christian? Then Add a Little Spiritual Spice to Your Life! (Matthew 6)
- Are You a Wet Water Walker or A Dry Boat Rider (Matthew 14:28)? (Aldren Sadler Sr.)
- Are you in the Way, or are you in the way? (John 14:6) (JLN)
- Are You Suffering from Malnutrition? (Matthew 4:1-4)
- Bay of Pigs (casting demons into swine)
- Be Careful With What You Think You Know (John 3:1-17)
- Born to RAZE Hell. (raze-destroy,break down, demolish) (Tom Foster)
- Bringing in the sheep (Looking for the one lamb)
- But GOD Romans 5-8
- Christians Stink - We are called to be the odorant to the world. Relating to the
odorant added to LP gas. (R.P.)
- Countdown To The Showdown (Armaggedon)
- Crummy Faith (Matthew 15:21-28)
- Deviled Ham (Luke 8:26-39) (Jim Robinson) (or: How about When Pigs Fly)
- Do you have any NIKE's (Gr. for victories)
- Does God have a Plan B for us?
- Don't Panic It's Just A Test
- Don't park in the handicap zone (be active in church) Steve Dixon
- Don't Set the Stage for Rage (on anger)
- Don't wait till the battle is over--shout now!
- Driven to Distraction (Luke 10:38-42, Martha distracted by many things)
- Free: Eternal Life Insurance! (L. Parman)
- Get Off Your Donkey - Parable of Good Samaritan. (W. Vendt)
- God wants to deal with your BUT (II Kings 5:1 Naaman was a mighty man of valour, but he was... - S. Green)
- Gone With The Wind: (house on a rock) (RWJ)
- Heaven can't wait! (Revelation 21)
- He's Making A List And Checking It Twice (R. Wright)
- Hind-sight, Blind-sight -Jesus heals the man born blind, and the Pharisees remain sightless. (C. Jennings)
- Honey, We Need to Shrink the Camel (Matthew 19:23-26) (Jim Robinson)
- How Are You Going To Get Along In Heaven With People You Can't Get Along With Here?
- How Big is Your Barn? (storing up treasures on earth)
- How Does Your Garden Grow? (Parable of the Sower)
- Human Sacrifice - Live at Eleven - (Communion)
- If You Can't Keep Up, Keep Going
- I'm gonna be in heaven with him?
- Is God your steering wheel or your spare tire.
- Is Time your enemy or is time your friend? (Rev. G. Gregory)
- Lamb Chops Anyone? (John 10:11-18)
- Lost in His Own Back Yard (the older Brother)
- Love 'Em All, and Let God Sort 'Em Out (loving your enemies)
- Milk does the body Good (I Peter 2:2) (Rev Gino Dennis)
- More Zip for the Trip - Elijah out running the chariots
- Not Your Typical Baptist (Luke 3:1-6)
- Nothing but Net (John 21) (Bobby Holland)
- On Naaman - Lather, Rinse, Repeat
- Prayer Meeting in Hell (Lazarus and the Rich Man)
- Remember Lot's wife. She was halted, she was exhalted, she was salted.
- Seven Ducks In A Puddle (Namaan) (II Kings 5)
- Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, They didn't bend they didn't bow, they didn't BURN.
Casual Christianity
- Shared Any Good 'Yokes' Lately? (message on servanthood) (David A. Hall)
- Solve our Problems, but Save our Pigs (J. M.)
- Some Will Wear Crowns...Others Will Wear Frowns (JUDGEMENT SEAT OF CHRIST) (C. Spurlock)
- Standing On The Promises or Sitting On The Premises (sermon on service) (David A. Hall)
- Survival of the Fittest or Cross training
- Table Manners (On Communion)
- The Buts of the Believer (II Corinthians 4:7-9) (JLN)
- The Church - Some assembly required (Mike Petzer)
- The company you keep! (I Samuel 10:5-11) (Eld. Harvin)
- The Great Ommission
- The little red devil behind the Pearly White Gates (sermon on the power of the tongue)
- The Man in the Middle
- The Mighty Mite-The Widow's Mite
- The rude, crude, dude in the nude (Luke 8:26)
- The Saline Solution (Salt of the earth)
- Three (Wise) Men and a Baby Christmas Sermon (Pastor Manuel Cruz Jr.)
- Turn or Burn! (Revelation 20:15)
- Unthawing the Frozen Chosen
- Wait Watchers (Advent Sermon)
- Wake Up - and Sell The Coffin (The widow of Nain's son) (Mark Winters)
- WANTED: SAINTS - DEAD OR ALIVE! (John 11:32-44 -- M. Stone)
- What on earth are you doing for Heavens’ sake?
- What To Do When You Don't Know What To Do (Rev. Larry Moore)
- What's Up Doc? (Luke's account of the Ascension)
- When Lefty Killed Fatty! (Ehud)
- When the load gets heavy (Matthew 11: 28-30)
- You are what you eat - Communion sermon on Jesus as the Bread of Life (John 6)
- You Better Be Humble...Or You Will Stumble (PRIDE) (I Peter 5:5-6) (C. Spurlock)
- You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith too (sermon on Adultery) (David A. Hall)
- You Can't Win If You Don't Begin (David A. Hall)
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