The Gospel 24/7
Common Sense Words
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Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. And tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where in the world is the ceiling?!"
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off!
Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen all at once.
Do unto others ........... then run.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.
Am I getting smart with you? .... How would you know?
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
My Reality Check bounced.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Both of them are: Never tell everything you know.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.