In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x10' cell.
In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work you must carry around a security card to unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are just ball-and chained.
In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work you get to pay all expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work we have MANAGERS.
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