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We Live and Learn - Or Do We?

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(Forwarded from Charley Muncy)

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From "Live and Learn and Pass It On"

    Age 6 -- I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more.

    Age 7 -- I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

    Age 7 -- I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose.

    Age 10 -- I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window using a sheet for a parachute.

    Age 13 -- I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up.

    Age 16 -- I've learned that when my parents are in a bad mood, it's best to agree to everything they say or things get nasty.

    Age 27 -- I've learned that I should never praise my mother's cooking when I'm eating something fixed by my wife.

    Age 30 -- I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.

    Age 31 -- I've learned that nothing really bad happens when you tear those little "do not remove" tags from pillows.

    Age 42 -- I've learned that marrying for money is the hardest way of getting it.

    Age 52 -- I've learned that if you like garlic salt and Tabasco sauce you can make almost anything taste good.

    Age 53 -- I've learned that after age 50 you get the furniture disease. That's when your chest falls into your drawers.

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