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The CIA, FBI and the LAPD were in a contest to see who were the best investigators. Each was assigned to go into the woods, find and capture a wild rabbit.

The CIA interrogated all plants, animals and minerals found in the woods. Three months later they declared that rabbits "do not exist."

The FBI were gone for two weeks. They then burned down the woods, killing the rabbit. But it's O.K. they said, the rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD went into the woods for two hours and came out with a badly beaten bear who was screaming "Alright! Alright! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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