Don't Fly Off The Handle When You're Full of Baloney!
It was a nice summer day when 2 flies came upon a picnic lunch. Finding only baloney, they promptly ate their fill.
The flies then flew to a nearby well for a drink, then they sat on the
pump handle to rest and talk.
After a few minutes, one said he had to leave and flew off, only to drop
dead after a few feet. Then the second fly flew off, and he, too, dropped dead.
MORAL: DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY.