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Wrong Lesson Learned
About Evils of Liquor
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor.

So, he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor putting a worm first into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny raised his hand, and thinking himself very wise, responded: "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

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