The Gospel 24/7
By John and Alyssa Rogers
Follow Book & Flag
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G4: Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it's four times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago."
GUI (pronounced "gooey"): What your computer becomes after spilling your soda on it.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Laptop: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.