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At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with
the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry
has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 mi/gal."
General Motors addressed this comment by releasing this statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
*Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
*Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept
this, restart and drive on.
*Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would
have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
*You would only have one person in the car at a time; unless you bought
"Car 95" or Car NT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.
*Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as
fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
*Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would
make their cars run much slower.
*The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car
fault" warning light.
*New seats would force everyone to have the same size bottom.
*The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
*If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU THINK, ISN'T IT? |