Earl and Bubba's Komputer Terms
Author Unknown - Sent by Jimmy Dearmore
- LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
- MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
- DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk
- MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
- FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
- RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood
- HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
- PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
- WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside
- SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season
- BYTE: Whut dem flys do
- CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
- MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
- MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields
- DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
- LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
- KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the truck keys
- SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs
- MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
- MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
- PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
- ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all
- RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks
- MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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