Earl and Bubba's Komputer Terms

Author Unknown - Sent by Jimmy Dearmore

• LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
• MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
• DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk
• MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
• FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
• RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood
• HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
• PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
• WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside
• SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season
• BYTE: Whut dem flys do
• CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
• MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
• MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields
• DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
• LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
• KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the truck keys
• SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs
• MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
• MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
• PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
• ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all
• RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks
• MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.

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