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Earl and Bubba's Komputer Terms

Author Unknown - Sent by Jimmy Dearmore

  • LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
  • MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
  • DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk
  • MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
  • FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
  • RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood
  • HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
  • PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
  • WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside
  • SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season
  • BYTE: Whut dem flys do
  • CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
  • MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
  • MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields
  • DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
  • LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
  • KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the truck keys
  • SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs
  • MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
  • MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
  • PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
  • ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all
  • RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks
  • MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.

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