The other day, we had a bomb scare here in Rio Rancho, NM at the Giant Gas Station. Of course the bomb squad had to be called out to investigate, which in turn brought the news. In the local paper the next day, they had a picture of a bomb squad member, wearing a shirt that said:

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!"

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