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SHE SAID:
Where Men Are Better Than Dogs:
Men only have 2 feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men are a little more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it. WELL, HE DIDN'T REALLY GET THE POINT, SO HE SAID: Why Dogs Are Better Than Women:Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't mind if you use their shampoo.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
The later you are the more excited a dog is to see you.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Dogs love to eat red meat.
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor.
Dogs parents never visit.
Dogs understand that instinct is better than asking for directions.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
It's legal to keep a dog chained to your house.
Dogs can't talk. WELL, THAT TOUCHED OFF THE WAR, AND SHE SAID: How Dogs Are Better Than Men: Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you except fetch (and they don't laugh at the way you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come in the house.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you. NOW, WARMED UP, SHE GOT IN THE LAST WORD, OF COURSE... How Dogs And Men Are The Same: Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.
Neither knows how to talk on the phone.
Neither understands what you see in cats. |