You (or your Parents) might be a Missionary if . . .

1. You speak two or more languages, but can't spell in either.

2. You have a name in at least two different languages, and it's not the same one.

3. You don't think that an hour and a half or more is a long sermon.

4. You haggle with the checkout girl for a lower price on everything.

5. Fitting 15 or more people into a car, small van or pickup seems normal to you.

6. You cruise the Internet looking for fonts that support your "native" language's alphabet.

7. You realize that "furlough" is not a vacation..

8. You can cut grass with a machete, but can't start a lawnmower.